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hazelxfaerie:

l-i-g-h-t-l-e-a-k-s:

fabledquill:

futuresoldierketchum:

livetomakeadifference:

0ut-0f-f0cus:

This is off the Bermuda Triangle,  where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved

Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region. 
Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.
Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.
Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.

Fucking science, man.

so
the bermuda triangle
is caused
by ocean farts

well damn that’s cool

there’s a still a portal or something there tho i am throughly convinced

hazelxfaerie:

l-i-g-h-t-l-e-a-k-s:

fabledquill:

futuresoldierketchum:

livetomakeadifference:

0ut-0f-f0cus:

This is off the Bermuda Triangle,  where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved

Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region. 

Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.

Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.

Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.

Fucking science, man.

so

the bermuda triangle

is caused

by ocean farts

well damn that’s cool

there’s a still a portal or something there tho i am throughly convinced

jeniac:

talk shit get hit

I half hate my geometry class, because it’s so sneaky. I’m like “I’m just going to copy what I see and not bother learning the whatever.”

But then I copy and as I copy I learn the whatever because I notice patterns and shit. :(

I didn’t want to learn math, but the math forced me to.

antiagnomeneidolon:

Worked a 5 hour shift today.

At one point, Kiddo and I were playing with sidewalk chalk and she drew the Count from Sesame Street. Then she drew nipples on him and insisted I touch them. I refused, but she was very upset that I wouldn’t grope the Count’s nipples.

I…

Maybe they will rethink their position now?

Were they upset?

  1. burninether said: I really don’t do myself any favors do I?

No, but I have fun.

Burn: You guys are awful, you guys are going to get me arrested.
Me: Hey, as long as the cadaver dogs don't find anything in the house your fine.
Burn: As long as they don't find anything IN the house...

antiagnomeneidolon:

heartsalchemy:

antiagnomeneidolon:

heartsalchemy:

burninether:

My friend is implying I may have the brain of a serial killer…rude!

After our conversation I don’t know how you can blame me. It isn’t reassuring that your only response was “Hearts, I don’t even like cereal.”

She’s lying to you.

I saw her eat cereal for breakfast almost every day back in college.

Suspicious, Burn.

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The contradictions are clear. Looks like Burn does have the brain of a cereal serial killer.

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antiagnomeneidolon:

heartsalchemy:

antiagnomeneidolon said: You MAY have the brain of a serial killer? That she thinks the fact is debatable is the height of uncouth accusations! You’ve had that thing preserved in a bell jar under your floorboards as long as I’ve known you!

SHHHHHHH! Anti, if you say these things on the internet the cops may see it and then burn may get taken away!

I can see it now: a scene straight from The Telltale Heart, save what’s emanating from beneath Burn’s floorboards are the sounds of a dead serial killer’s thoughts instead of heartbeats.

Would that make the present law enforcement “thought police”?

Do you think the thoughts are driving her crazy?

I only ask because I am supposed to spend some time with her. I would hate to be murdered in my sleep… or my awake.

Get out.

antiagnomeneidolon:

heartsalchemy:

burninether:

My friend is implying I may have the brain of a serial killer…rude!

After our conversation I don’t know how you can blame me. It isn’t reassuring that your only response was “Hearts, I don’t even like cereal.”

She’s lying to you.

I saw her eat cereal for breakfast almost every day back in college.

Suspicious, Burn.

The contradictions are clear. Looks like Burn does have the brain of a cereal serial killer.