Whatever Works

burninether:

heartsalchemy:

  1. burninether said: It was kind of an accident…no it wasn’t. I had a good time. But I’m awful and that wasn’t the best time for that anyway. >.>

You are awful, and no, it wasn’t the best time. Really it should have been done the first night when your family wouldn’t walk in on us… :/ Although I doubt anything would have happened one way or another.

Indeed that night would have been much better. That was a fun night though. I still have our drawings, and I learned so much. Also I was never going to admit this tbh but I did get nervous which is good on you because it was the oh fuck nervous. Eh you could probably tell anyway.

It was a fun night, I’m glad you still have our… drawings. I’m not sure I want to see them again… I seem to remember they were… awkward.

Aw sweet pea, I could tell you weren’t easy with drawing. I don’t know what the “oh fuck nervous” means. 

Hey thinking of those drawings, don’t you have a drawing to do for me with one of those couples?

  1. burninether said: It was kind of an accident…no it wasn’t. I had a good time. But I’m awful and that wasn’t the best time for that anyway. >.>

You are awful, and no, it wasn’t the best time. Really it should have been done the first night when your family wouldn’t walk in on us… :/ Although I doubt anything would have happened one way or another.

Turn ons?
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Oh goodness. I hadn’t quite expected such a personal question. Well my curious friend, I generally don’t tell people what turns me on… I dislike giving people that much power until I feel safe with them… I know my exGF found out something and she never stopped trying to do that… Actually Burn knows that thing too and she used it… then when I was turned on she stopped. =_=

But that’s how Burn rolls.

Um… so… I mean we can talk about some stuff I guess. I prefer fems. My exGF was a butch, and that was not really working for me, and my exBF was… a guy?… I mean some men are attractive, and I liked my ex a lot, but there are some male traits that are just super turn offs.

Confidence is a big turn on, as is intelligence. I am going to tell you, my exs were not good people, but they were smart… [and manipulative which I am also attracted to and is a work in progress.] I seem to value intelligence above kindness or morals. :/ work in progress… I seem to find it attractive when people are mean to me… I have a lot I need to work on.

I find some clothes super hot, like… period costume… mmmm… but also some more modern clothes…

IDK some light bondage and stuff…

Actually having a strong emotional connection to your partner… kisses… Not french kisses, I totally can’t handle them… because issues… gag reflexes… partners being unwilling to compromise on who’s tongue was in who’s mouth.

Cuddling isn’t a turn on but it is nice, I have liked it more than a lot of my sexual experiences.

  1. burninether said: Oh I just pictured like nasty dirt yard. Flowers are fine. But yes I do like grass. Not sure why.

I thought in my original description I had talked about all the flowers I wanted to plant. So no, no dirt yard. I just don’t care for grass. It seems like a lot of effort for no real pay off.

burninether:

Bottled water is good for emergency situations (contamination, natural disasters, etc.) and places where there isn’t sufficient water. You know, like where it’s being taken from…. 

Look, I have been to places in this country where the drinking water is just not safe. The native population gets sick from their water, so yeah, of course they need other water sources. Yes, bottled water is good for emergencies, and if your home has water outages then you need to store water.

But… Like, I live in a water rich location, near a freshwater lake that is reasonably clean, but I know a lot of people who won’t drink tap. They insist that bottled water is better [because water that has been chilling in plastic for god knows how long is better than clean lake water], and they pay for cases and cases of it. The amount of wasted plastic… uhg… and then yes the water is coming from a questionable location.

So I see bottled water differently than you do, I see it as a scam [and it is, for this part of the country there is no need to get alternative drinking water] where as for you it is water that is being stolen from you. 

  1. burninether said: You don’t like grass? I’ll mow the fucking grass. And you can laugh at me because I can’t push a mower very well. But I also plan on buffing up a bit so maybe I’ll be better at it then. I don’t want to be super muscled just like mini muscled I guess.

mini muscled?

No, I don’t like grass, growing grass is for chumps. You have to water that shit, and mow it, and weed it, reseed it when things get fucked up. Such a scam. You plant native plants and they hardly need watering because they evolved to suit the climate, you don’t mow them… you may have to reseed and probably have to weed.

Like grass actually is a huge consumer of water. So no, I want to actually have flowers and stuff in my yard.

Why babe? you like grass?

micdotcom:

Your bottled water habit is sucking California dry

If you’re reading this, chances are very high that your home has at least one — and maybe more! — magic appliance that produces clean water suitable for drinking. That’s one reason to avoid paying for bottled water.

Another reason? There’s a good chance the water you’re buying at the supermarket was bottled in California, a state currently enduring a severe drought.

Turn on the tap instead Follow micdotcom

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burninether:

heartsalchemy:

burninether:

orgasmic-humor:

I’m listening 

#burninether#there is a job out there for you#:P


#does it pay well though?#because I could probably do it









#How should I know?#I assume it is being a dom#so probalby?


#well then sign me up#as long as I don’t have fuck them and can wear gloves

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

imnothavinit:

BOOST

just in case there’s anyone in Ferguson who’s following info on tumblr as well

sadly, with the way the police are out, marching, and ready for the curfew (with dogs), there are some people that may need this

"We are prepping for a night if jail support. Call 314 862 2249 if you or friend arrested."